Puns I came across
2022-06-16
I have a real liking for puns and jokes based on word play. And I've decicided to add every one I see here.
Before writing this, I had a Twitter thread,
Some from that thread are:
- hackers made a key mistake in hard coding the private key to their Bitcoin wallet into the larger ransomware package
- Atomic clocks have a precision that is second to none
- Have the tables turned on NoSQL?
- (Not in that thread but another one based on DBs is: Why does Amazon use NoSQL databases? Becuase they're afraid of unions)
This 90 second video by Minute Physics has 12 puns
Boats and water
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The company creating fish skin leather hopes to scale up and inspire other businesses to put some skin in the game
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"... If a used ferry doesn't float your boat.."
— Ragland Asir (@RaglandAsir) January 21, 2022 -
A damming dispute: Ethiopia's Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam is worrying its downstream neighbours Egypt and Sudan
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Dam Cool: Why beavers matter as the planet heats up
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Enough with the Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed
Why our chemistry teacher didn't allow us to drink water during the lecture?
— Gurman Kaur (@_GurmanKaur) September 1, 2022
Because more water means less concentration
Obeisity runs in my family; no one runs in your family.
That was very nice since a 2 word phrase "Fed hike" (rahter than only 1 word) refers to different events.There will obviously be more Fed hikes in the future. pic.twitter.com/0x00gQfowu
— Helene Meisler (@hmeisler) September 15, 2022
Software names
- Remix v Next.js: You'll consider Remix for you next project
- Another Next.js
- Sales will be forced: Heoroku, a Salesforce company ends free tier
- Message after installing GoLang: "You are ready to Go :) ."
In the YouTube video about the lava lamps used by Cloudflare to generate random numbers needed for cryptography, someone commented: "You could say, it's a firewall"